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CODEWORT für FREITAG 21.12 (ICH WEIS, SEHR FRÜH)

Startbeitrag von Saiddhâm am 15.12.2001 13:30

"ganz weit unten"


Good afternoon.
Dear Guest of this our Pulverturm. We do strongly try to improve our image as a caring and socially acceptable club (institution, freak show, problem - insert as you want). Therefore, and to outturn problems similar to american tobacco companies, we have to announce for your personal health some possible problems.

ARE YOU REALLY REALLY SURE THAT YOU WANT TO BE A GOTH?
warning signs that you are becoming a Goth

10. You wear more make up than your 60 years aged neighbour pretenting being 29
9. Vampire novels and movies are classified as romance instead of horror.
8. You have to drink lots of milk to make up for Vitamin D deficiency.
7. You voted for Scharping for President because of his dark and mysterious
nature.
6. You wish your parents were Anne Rice and Edgar Allen Poe.
5. You've seen "Rocky Horror Picture Show" more times than days you've been
alive, but you don't know what the Hell this "Star Wars" movie people are
talking about is.
4. You've never touched a live fish, yet fish nets are a staple part of your
existence.
3. You dislike Marilyn Manson because he is too well-adjusted and normal.
2. You've called every pet store in town in search of a pet bat.
1. Your nickname sounds like a character from an Ed Wood movie.



FINE. PLEASE CONSIDER THOUGH, THAT SOME PEOPLE COULD GET A BIT HOSTILE ABOUT YOU
reasons why not to shoot a goth

10. The bullet is worth more.
9. You'd be giving them what they've always wanted.
8. No one would notice, or care.
7. There would be one less person to laugh at.
6. You'd get black blood on your nice white clothes.
5. You'd get some stupid nickname like "Vampire Hunter" or "Mercy Killer."
4. It would take some effort on your part, just sit back and let them do it themselves.
3. The second hand-stores would be saturated with black clothing.
2. The world would lose a beautiful poet (yeah right, just kidding!)
1. There are no more reasons!

Question: What's the difference between a goth and a clown?
Answer: The clown has a life.

Question: Why shouldn't you shoot a goth?
Answer: The bullet is worth more.

Question: What's the difference between a goth and an onion?
Answer: You cry when you cut an onion.

Question: What's the difference between a goth and a bucket of shit?
Answer: The bucket.

Question: There is Stalin, Hitler, and a goth. You have a gun with 2 bullets, who do you shoot?
Answer: The Goth. Twice.

Question: How do you stop a goth from drowning?
Answer: Take your foot off his head.

Question: What is the difference between a goth run over by a car and a snake run over by a car?
Answer: There are skid marks in front of the snake.

Question: How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Two. One to do the work and one to tell her how goth she is for it.

STILL HERE?
IN THAT CASE YOU'LL PROBABLY CONSIDER IT AS CONVENIENT IF YOU KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE

Gothic Dictionary
This page is dedicated to helping us communicate with our companions. We must know them in order to be like them, and the best way to do that is to understand their language.

That is SO Goth - But not as Goth as me
Gothic - Smurfy
I'm depressed - I just wet myself
I'm miserable - I was dropped on my head when I was very young
I'm sad - I'm pathetic
The Sisters Of Mercy are Goth - I don't know my ass from a hole in the ground
That shirt is Goth - That shirt is black
Greetings. I am a Goth. - Hi there, will you kick my ass?
I'm broke - Daddy's not around to give me any money
I am ****, King of the night, seer of death and destruction. - My name is Richard.
Black clad ravers suck! They aren't Goth! - I'm jealous cuz they're more Goth than me!

BY LAUNCHING OUR NEW IMAGE (SEE ABOVE), WE CERTAINLY DO PROPOSE YOU SOME WAYS OUT

12 Step Program for Un-Gothing

1. recognize that you are Goth.
2. join GA (Gothic Anonymous.)
3. start wearing at least one colored piece of clothing a day.
4. watch Happy Days reruns every night.
5. give your dog its collar back.
6. throw away all black clothing
7. throw away all make up
8. read a happy book, like Alice In Wonderland
9. choose a normal name like Dick or Jane
10.listen to some upbeat music like ska or jazz
11.stop eating poop
12.say to yourself ten times: Bella Lugosi IS dead


IF NOT, THEN HERE'S THE DARK ABILITY... SORRY, THE PASSWORD FOR AN ADMITTINGLY RATHER UNGOTHIC LIMES ON NEXT FRIDAY (OF COURSE. FRIDAY) WICH CAN BE USED AS A PUNISHEMENT FOR FEMALE MUSLIMIC TERRORISTS, TOO


Codewort:
"Schleierhaft"

S.

Antworten:

GEIL!

Einfach klasse!

Kompliment!

Rosiv

von Rosiv Damotil - am 15.12.2001 13:46
das ist einfach nur geil, mehr kann ich dazu nicht sagen...:-) :-) :-)

ich bin ja SO froh, daß ich nicht so "goth" bin...immerhin hab ich heute einen Strickpulli in allen Regenbogenfarben und einen blauen Schal mit Silberlame´
an! :-)

von littlenightbird - am 15.12.2001 14:12
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