Why Computers Sometimes Crash

Startbeitrag von mas am 02.09.2002 09:42

Why Computers Sometimes Crash
with apologies to Dr. Seuss

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and
the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the
access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then
the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the
trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index
doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your
system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your
mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another
protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer
down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the
side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are
as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go
out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's
gonna hang!


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