Startbeitrag von Ex-Anonymos am 03.09.2001 11:26
> > "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline ...
> > If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
> > If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
> > If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
> > If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.
> > Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
> > If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
> > transferred to the mother ship.
> > If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice
> > will tell you which number to press.
> > If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
> > short-term memory loss, press 9.