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Angelika (TanteGela), momfor4, Hypa

A Blonde's Year in Review

Startbeitrag von Angelika (TanteGela) am 12.02.2007 10:29

A Blonde's Year in Review

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit inprinter !!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
box said "2-4 years!"

April
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go waterskiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast strokeswimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm....
car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2days .. instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!

December
Couldn't call 911 ...."duh".....there's no "eleven"
Button on the stupid phone!!!


THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his frontyard mowing grass when his attractive blond
female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again,
opened it,slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"




(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)






My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOTMAIL!"

Antworten:

Hallo

Nur gut, dass ich nicht blond bin.. ggg

Liebe Grüße

Mom

von momfor4 - am 12.02.2007 16:10
KREIIIIIIISCH.......lass mir gleich morgen meine blonden Strähnchen überpinseln.....in ganz tief dunkel schwarz! Der Farbton nennt sich "künstliche Intelligenz* :joke:.

Grinsende Grüsse

Hypa

von Hypa - am 12.02.2007 18:00
Hallo

Lol.....

nee, lass ma....

künstliche Intelligenz... das ist gut..

He, wir haben ja zum Glück die natürliche, eigene. Manchmal. Oder so... Egal, wie die Haare sind...

LG

Mom

von momfor4 - am 13.02.2007 10:47
Huhu!

Mir gefällt am besten das zurückgebrachte Halstuch, weil es zu eng war.
Darüber könnte ich mich 3x täglich kaputtlachen!

Dunkelblonde Grüße,
Angelika

von Angelika (TanteGela) - am 14.02.2007 08:25
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