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wer ist der größte denker ? ;)

Startbeitrag von dr.yoghurt am 18.04.2002 09:16

http://strike.wu-wien.ac.at/jokes/attach/2001-05/great_thinkers.jpg

1. Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because, if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."

2. Mariah Carey
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

3. Mat Laurer on NBC's Today Show, August 22
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."

4. David Dinkins, New York City Mayor,
answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."

5. Brooke, Shields during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal antismoking campaign
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

6. Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."

7. Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

8. Charles DeGaulle, former French President
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

9. Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."

10. Dan Quayle
"It isn't pollution that's harming our environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."



also mein persönlicher favorit is ja mariah carey... so viel beschränktheit is scho sensationell...

Antworten:

yo passt- iss ja auch makaber


von shadow - am 18.04.2002 09:59

*lol*

die sind ja richtig süss*g*

von w. - am 18.04.2002 10:07

Jason vs. Michael

die gängige expertenmeinung tendiert ja zu einem klaren sieg von jason, aber eigentlich finde ich dass sich beide ebenbürtig sind und ein encounter wäre sicherlich sehr interssant.

wie denken die besucher der zwischenwelt darüber wer gewinnen würde?


von McFly - am 30.07.2009 21:22
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