Startbeitrag von bruno am 14.09.2001 12:58
hallo leute, ich wollte nur mal stonys trick mit dem quotenbringenden titel
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation
Driver: What's the problem officer?
Cop :You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Driver: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife : Oh Harry. You were going 80 (Man gives his wife a dirty look).
Cop : I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Driver: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife : Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks (Man
gives his wife a dirty look).
Cop : I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat
Driver: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife : Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man : Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop : Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife : No, only when he's drunk