The Italian who went to Malta

Startbeitrag von Almi am 14.02.2002 16:51

One day I go to Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat
> breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pisses tost. She brings me just
> one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you
> no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you betta no piss
> onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don´t even know this lady and she call
> me sonna ma bitch.
>
> Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon
> and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone
> wanna fock. Itella her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She
> say you betta no fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.
>
> So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I
> call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tella me to go to the
> toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna shit onna my bed. He say you
> betta no shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
>
> I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say:"Peace on you!" I say
> piss on you to, you sonna ma bitch, I go back to Italy!
>

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