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The Traffic Citation

Startbeitrag von phil am 13.03.2002 07:44

A man was driving with his wife and mother-in-law when he was stopped by
the Highway Patrol. When the man rolled down his window the officer smiled
and said, "We've been trying to encourage better driving habits in this
state, so we've been stopping our most courteous drivers and giving them
awards for their superior driving skills. It's my pleasure to present you
with this citation and a check for $100."

"Wow," said the man who was very impressed with the award.

The officer asked, "Just out of curiosity, how do you think you'll spend
the money?"

The man blurted out, "Gosh, now that I can afford it, I think I'll go and
get my driver's license, perhaps even some auto insurance."

His wife was stunned, and said, "Don't mind him, officer. He ALWAYS says
ridiculous things when he's been drinking."

This really angered the mother-in-law who said "I knew it! I just knew
something like this would happen! I TOLD you we wouldn't get far in this
damn stolen car!!


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