An elderly couple was killed in an accident...

Startbeitrag von phil am 20.02.2003 08:16

An elderly couple was killed in an accident
and found themselves being given a tour of
heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your
oceanside condo, over there are the tennis
courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses.
If you need any refreshments, just stop by
any of the many bars located throughout
the area."
"Heck Gloria," the old man hissed when
Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been
here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about
all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and
these low fat diets!"


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